Andy Pipkin

Andy Pipkin
Orc Lineman,
Rocky Mountain Goon Squad

   Roster number: 11  

Value: 70,000 gp

Achievements:
Interceptions: 0
Completions: 1
Touchdowns: 1
Casualties: 1
MVP awards: 1
 
Star Player Points: 11
MA ST AG AV Skills
5 3 3 9 Dirty Player

Sustained Injuries: none

Notes
Plays for Rocky Mountain Goon Squad with number 11.

 
Profile  
Andy is moody, contrary, has no respect for other sentient beings, appears to be unintelligent, has no interest in the outside world, is very fat and is just plain lazy. Furthermore, Andy could be viewed as being genuinely mentally retarded, but this could just be regarded as the manifestation of his ignorant nature, and the perceived corruption of his psyche owing to watching too much television.

The wheelchair in which he constantly sits is purely decorative. As soon as his court appointed carer isn't looking, he happily (and sneakily) does whatever pleases him. This has been a major problem for the Goons, as they need to come up with convoluted charades in order to distract him so Andy can take the pitch.

"What a kerfuffle!"
"Yeah I know"
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** Thuggery in motion: **
~ Leathal Beatings
Minotaur Simpson's Donkey by foul
~ Crippling Blows
Lineman Lif (niggle)
Ogre Randal Graves (-AV) by foul
Orc Blitzer Punchee (-MA) by foul
Chaos Warrior Klepto (niggle) by foul
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** Lout’s Mantle **
~ Andy's first game was in Season III, the Goons 10th
~ Season III Division Lead Winner - B Division
~ Season IV Dungeon Dweller (RotGut Invetational Finalist)
~ Season IV Commissioners Choice Winner - A Division
~ Season IV BABBL Bronze Cup Winner


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