-In a team of slow bruisers, Montell Jordan finds that the best way to play the game is to 'play the game.' Not one for casualties, he prefers to sit in the back field and make eys and moves at the ladies in the crowd. If there could be a
Dwarf heart-throb it would be Montell Jordan.-
This is how we do it, all hands are in the air
And wave them from here to there
If you're an o.g. mack or a wanna-be player
You see the hoods been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case g
But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money
A hundred-dollar bills yall
-After a brilliant game of Blood Bowl, Coach Scalpifig took the young up and comer under his direct instruction and the Dwarf Runner learnt some tricks of speed from the ex-Skaven. Thiis skill not only helps him on the field but also out on the town running from disgruntled boyfriends.-
If you were from where I'm from then you would know
That I gotta get mine in a big black truck
You can get yours in a '64
Whatever it is, the party's underway
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the party say
- And then if the otrunning doesn't work or the disgruntled boyfriend brings some friends, Montell has to fight his way out. With this in mind he hit the gym with his fellow House mates and get skilled in the art of blocking. -
Im kinda buzzed and it's all because
(This is how we do it)
South Central does it like nobody does
(This is how we do it)
To all my neighbors you got much flavor
(This is how we do it)
Lets flip the track, bring the old school back
(This is how we do it)
- His transformation into the ultimate Darven runner almost complete, Montell has made sure that there will be NO Gansta Steppin' all up into his grill.
Check it out!
Once upon a time in '94
Montell made no money and life sure was slow
All they said was 6'8" he stood
And people thought the music that he made was good
There lived a D.J. and Paul was his name
He came up to Monty, this is what he said
You and OG are gonna make some cash
Sell a million records and we'll make in a dash
- Sometimes the ladies get to bore Montell. Their constant praising off his great talent are good to start with but eventually the women wear out their welcome. It's then that Montell passes the girl off to the nearest teammate and quickly makes his exit.
Oh I'm buzzing because
(This is how we do it)
South Central does it like nobody does
(This is how we do it)
To all my neighbours you got much flava
(This is how we do it)
I'll never come wack on an old school track
(This is how we do it)
I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because
(This is how we do it)
South Central does it like nobody does, nobody does
(This is how we do it)
Oh it's party time
(This is how we do it)
Straight up comin' from the West side
(This is how we do it)
OG's got the flava, yeah
(This is how we do it)
And Monty doesn't like nobody, doesn't
(This is how we do it)
Come on now, Def Jam, you know what it
(This is how we do it)
This is how we do it
(This is how we do it)
baby
--Original Player #5 House of Pain---
---Vice Captain of House of Pain---
Promoted after
Sin Bin Pylons - House of Pain (Season IV, round 2)
Profile
