Everlast

Everlast
Dwarf Blitzer,
House of Pain team retired

   Roster number: 4  

Value: 190,000 gp

Achievements:
Interceptions: 1
Completions: 5
Touchdowns: 10
Casualties: 5
MVP awards: 1
 
Star Player Points: 52
MA ST AG AV Skills
6 3 4 8 Block, Thick Skull, +MA, +AG, Tackle, Mighty Blow

Sustained Injuries: -AV

Notes

-- House of Pain has retired team retired --.
 
Profile  
-After his success in the first line-up of House of Pain in the reservist divisions, Everlast went 'legit'; turning his rough and proudly Keltish rhymes into award-winning, mildly offensive alterna-rock.

When he heard that House of Pain were putting a team into the Premier Divisions of BABBL, Everlast was quick to jump back onto the bandwagon, assume the captaincy and force his lucky clover leaf design onto the team logo.

With his ever present personal manager, Boss Ton, Everlast is much disliked by his fellow teammates who see him as a primadona. -

They call me white devil, black jesus
Heaven closes, hell freezes
Egos trippin, scripts keep flippin
Bloods keep bloodin, crips keep crippin
Time keeps slippin and I keep fallin
I cant see but I hear them callin, ballers ballin
Players playin, haters fightin, righteous prayin

- It seems to be a case of jealous between Everlast and House Vice Captain Montell Jordan. With the contractually enstated 'team captain' Everlast also training with his own Eshin Stills Skaven speedster to increase his movement ability. On the topic, Everlast replied with the following. (ED: If anyone knows what he means please let us know.) -

Dont forget Mahn Hattan keep makin, Bruuk Lun keep takin
Shook ones keep shakin, no time for fakin
Know what I mean, I aint choppin no bars just risin like cream
If you diggin the scene, you feelin the vibe
Throw your hands in the air, scream are you alive

- While everyone else on the team is taking specialist training, Everlast has been hitting the athletics department of the BLIS (Brukk Lun Institute of Sport). This special arrangement has increased the jealousy and spite in his teammates, but Everlast just doesn't care cause he knows he's the best and as such deserves the best.

They call me black jesus, white moses
Heaven freezes, hell closes
B-boy posin, punk rock chicks, kids are alright but I need my fix
If you diggin the mix, feelin the drugs, if you keepin it real
If you livin like thugs, I spit kisses and hugs like forty five slugs
Come back on the run and kiss my love gun

---Original Player #4 House of Pain---
---Original Captain of House of Pain---


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