There once was a snotling named Dickey Snapples (the Lad who hides apples) who found himself unsatisfied with living on the bottom of Orc society. He was regarded as little more than comic relief by his peers and little more than a snack by those he idolized – Bloodbowl players! He had two choices really… 1) Run away to join an Ogre team. 2) Muscle up and try to pass himself off as a Goblin.
The first option was just too risky. Getting across the street was hard enough, forget about a trek to the Eastern Kingdoms… So Dickey started to hit the gym and ate endless boxes of Powerbars. While experimenting with an equine steroid and a can of petrol Dickey hit his mark. He injected the foul concoction, snorted a line of gunpowder and subjected himself to a lethal dose of Gamma Radiation!!! Now Dickey is a changed man, as soon as he gets angry his body explosively transforms into that of a gigantic kill beast. His size more than quadruples and he becomes fuelled only by pure rage and a violent blood lust that he can barely communicate through vowel sounds.
His temper and hunger for brutality are more than welcomed by his team-mates, but his fellow Goons like him even better for his comical value. Often when Dickey in asleep, they will hide him in funny places and wait for him to wake up, panic and burst forth enraged. Lunch boxes, ladies hand-bags, down the basin of a vaccant Port-a-Loo… Best of all was that time they got him stuck in the jock strap of Goons Troll;
Mr. Piñata Head
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** Thuggery in motion: **
~ Leathal Beatings
Lineman
Vilaniel
Lineman
Bernard Campbell~ Crippling Blows
Lineman
Dinky Earnshaw (-ST)
Chaos Warrior
Larceny (-AV)
Lineman
Lance DeLune (-AV)
Chaos Warrior
Vincent Vivisection (-AG)
Lineman
Vignar (-MA)
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** Lout’s Mantle **
~ Member of the "Hoodlum’s Dozen". One of the original 11 Goons to found the team in Season III
~ Season III Dungeon Dweller (RotGut Invetational Finalist)
~ Season III Division Lead Winner - B Division
~ Season IV Dungeon Dweller (RotGut Invetational Finalist)
~ Season IV Commissioners Choice Winner - A Division
~ Season IV BABBL Bronze Cup Winner
