What a F#$%ing idiot… You know he got his name after sticking 22 kilograms of candy up his nose one Halloween. At the next day’s practice the Goons all brought sticks and had at him. After an hours beating the smiling dummy was walking about treating his pals to a Lucky Dip into his smashed brain pan. That was lord knows how many moons ago and the lads still get all giddy when he sneezes – just in case another Zagnut Bar rockets out…
This mighty lummox has the mental age of a five year old. He plays with toy trucks, sucks his thumb when he sleeps, and cries when someone yells at him. On the other hand, when he does manage to pay attention to the game, he has shown a keen grasp of old time Bloodbowl. He fights with the patience of the mountains from which he was plucked. Weathering any storm, waiting for an opening and then unleashing an avalanche of crushing blows that bury his opponents utterly.
He is a Goon through and through… The lads love him not for his loyalty, nor his innocence, but for his heavy limbs and that special way he throws a proper tantrum!
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** Come and Get it **
~ Before he even played his first BABBL match, the halflings of
Frankburger Forty Niners
placed a 100,000 Gold Crown bounty on Mr. Piñata Head under the proviso that any candy found in his vacuous cranium goes straight to them!
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** Thuggery in Motion **
~ Hobbled the rookie Lineman
Eldred Jonas
(-MA)
~ Smashed the veteran Black Orc Blocker
Jim Bob Jones (-AG)
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** What a Poof! **
~ Niggled by
Phil Weston
after a faileed three dice block, and was retired as a result.
He played for the Goon Squad in the number seven jersey and he played 24 career games before retirement. He's the first Goon to be retired.
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** Lout’s Mantle **
~ Member of the "Hoodlum’s Dozen". One of the original 11 Goons to found the team in Season III
~ Season III Dungeon Dweller (played in the third RotGut Invetational)
~ Season III Divisional Champ - B Division
