There are two ways for a city to survive in the Badlands. One is to have a huge horde of war hungry greenskins at your back. The second is to have a kick arse Blood Bowl team. Gerusalem has the latter. A two century long winning streak see’s this throat tearing Strigoi team picked up by BABBL for Season 3. That with the recent signing of prized coach Slashnbash, the Blood Bowl critics are calling this team unstoppable, terrible, relentless, this team is.... SALEM’S LOT
Bulletin board from the coach
Nov. 1st, 2008 - old news
Salem's Lot returned to the grave
After being knocked out of the finals race, Coach Slashnbash had this to say.
"Overall we are happy with our inaugural season. We weren't expecting great things and we were right about that."
"Best of luck to the Circus, although you cannot tell from the score, they were in control for most of the match."
"Unfortunately bloodlusting at inappropriate moments became our downfall, destroying set plays. Something you cannot afford, particularly against an opponent who has a star studded team."
"We have recently heard rumours of a drug being developed overseas that stabiliizes the bloodlust, allowing players to concentrate enough to finish plays. Hopefully this will be available to us before S4."
BTW preseason training starts Jan 5.
- slashnbash
Oct. 4th, 2008 - old news
Coaching contract extended
Management of Salem's Lot made a press statement this morning stating that the team and the coach have agreed on terms and coach Slashnbash will stay on for the early 2009 season
After initial reports indicated that coach Slashnbash was disgusted with the on field discipline of his team it appears there has been a complete turn around.
"Lately the team have been turning up to play" "They have a new drive in training and it's showing on game day" said the coach
The lot have now put together 3 dominant performances in a row adding to extra ticket sales and sponsorship deals.
It is also rumored that another vampire has been signed from the under 200's.
The question is now, can they go all the way?
- slashnbash
Aug. 17th, 2008 - old news
Reporter sacked for dumb stories!!
"Sob! It was only my second week on the job" (reporter)
- slashnbash
Aug. 17th, 2008 - old news
Another "crunch" game for the Lot
After a dry winter at the Fox Superstadium, the groundskeeper declared that the grass was mostly dead and the ground probably would provide more "crunch" than usual (reporter)
